Showing posts with label Think fast memes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Think fast memes. Show all posts

Friday, July 18, 2008




Stolen from Nick and Jason P. over at MySpace.

As I believe that MySpace/Facebook and such places are dens of iniquity….

I came upon this via Lyn’s Organ-ic Chemist blog.Remember you can only use 2 words!

1. Where is your cell phone? At home
2. Your significant other? At work
3. Your hair? very long
4. Your brother? In theory
5. Your sister? Someplace elsewhere
6. Your favorite thing? Catholic women
7. Your dream last night? Teaching kids
8. Your favorite beverage? Cabernet Sauvignon
9. Your dream/goal? Hug God
10. The room you're in? Man Cave
11. Your ex? Ex nihil
12. Your fear? Fiery crashes
13. Where do you want to be in 10 years? Grandsons’ graduations
14. Where were you last night? Pit orchestra
15. What you're not? Politically correct
16. Muffins? Feh, bagels!
17. One of your wish list items? Daughters’ wellbeing
18. Where you grew up? Oakland CA
19. The last thing you did? Woke up
20. What are you wearing? Just boxers
21. Your TV? Too much
22. Your pets? Multis felines
23. Your computer? Which one?
24. Your life? Let go
25. Your mood? Let God
26. Missing someone? My dad
27. Your car? Which one?
28. Something you're not wearing? Socks, shoes
29. Favorite Place? Golden Gate
30. Your summer? No airlines
31. Love someone? Sweet wife
32. Your favorite color? Cobalt bleu
33. Last time you laughed sometime yesterday
34. Last time you cried? Tim Russert
35. Who will repost this? Christ, Pantocrator

Friday, June 20, 2008

Once again, my friend Dr. Lyn recently provided a challenge with a Letterman "top ten" list, versus meme, posting:
What are-

A. The top ten worst things clergy have done according your own liturgical world and history.

and

B. The top ten worst things musicians/liturgists have done (same criteria.)

I'd like to respond to the challenge by offering my list B first:
1. Purposefully remain ignorant, entrenched and defensive concerning matters of their own personal, life-long responsibilities to learn, comprehend and apply to their own duties the vast, extraordinary treasure of wisdom and experience that informs us all about that which we call sacred and liturgical music.

2. View their "position" as a leader of sung worship through the rose-colored glasses that affirms their own self worth as a performer, as if the choir stalls or the psalmist's podium provides them the ideal venue to display their talent to an ever appreciative, yet captive "audience."

3. Rationalize many of their decisions and performance modalities by maintaining an attitude that shouts "I'm singing/playing for God, His Glory and Honor! I don't give a rip about whatever the rest of you think!"

4. Force-feed their own political agendae, vis-a-vis, the "Music Wars," upon any and all with whom they interact, rather than from a starting point of humility.

5. Failed to consciously link their choices and efforts to the larger continuums, not the least of which is the nearly 2000 year traditions of Christian/Catholic worship. But most musicians of this (and past) eras likely cannot declare definitively that they actively researched the practices of their predecessors at each of their often many assignments, whether their immediate forbear or those of generations removed. They likely have nor want to have a clue as to whether what they do at "my place" is at all connected to the next neighbor parish, the diocese, the region. And, worst of all, they don't even consider their own place in the continuum to come; "am I laying a solid foundation of repertoire and liturgical catechesis for those who will follow my time?"

6. A vast majority have relinquished their solemn duty to be arbiters of what constitutes "the finest and best art" for sacred and liturgical use to the commercial publishers, their comrades in the guilds that depend upon the viability of publisher economies, and the consumerist culture that underlies it all in the guise of the "superstar" liturgical "composers." Conventions and congresses that sponsor vast marketplaces of the latest product, as well as commission such composers via contests to compete for this year's "Theme Song" or "Mass setting" subconsciously lull many musicians into such complacency. Let someone else do the heavy lifting, that's why they're paid the big bucks.

7. Failed to maintain the highest of performance ideals and standards for themselves. Many in the field, even those acclaimed by the public as "masters," can barely sight-read or even read standard music at all. Many vocalists rely upon skills that became apparent to them at a certain age, but who have never sought to improve them or to practice them as age and other debilitations onset in their lives. Guitarists who "came of age" with 6 chords a-strumming have, by and large, failed to even recognize the demands placed upon them by their own beloved prophets, the St. Louis Jesuits, to hone their skills in many varied ways. And so on. And if these are our leaders, what must the choristers and instrumentalists in their care be modeling?

8. Failed to acquire any sense of need to understand aesthetics: why are some Psalters artistically superior to others? If I am required by my clerical superior to use OCP's "Respond and Acclaim," how can I insure that the performance of those settings is more than perfunctory, even if some are banal or pedantic? How can I tell if a new hymn or song and its text is not only suitable, but intrinsically desireable to add to a parish repertoire, OFF THE PAGE of the sheet music or hymnal, without benefit of hearing its recording on a CD or download?

9. Failed to keep long tenures in one parish assignment due to not having distinguished their abilities in all areas of their job responsibilities to the parish as a whole, not just to the merry-go-round of pastoral re-assignments, or to the greener pastures of more money or less hassles in the next parish around the bend.
10. Forgotten the Christ of Matthew 25, the Christ who challenges his flock to build the Kingdom here and now, the Christ who demands we accept the cross or help others with theirs, and the Christ who asks us to be better Christians tomorrow than we are today.

Charles A List


1. Being intellectually dishonest in many of their liturgical philosophies, dealings and decisions.


2. Being ethically dishonest in many of their liturgical philosophies, dealings and decisions.


3. Being spiritually dishonest in many of their liturgical philosophies, dealings and decisions.


4. Purposefully remain ignorant, entrenched and defensive concerning matters of their own personal, life-long responsibilities to learn, comprehend and apply to their own duties the vast, extraordinary treasure of wisdom and experience that informs us all about that which we call sacred and liturgical music. (Where have we heard that before....?)


5. Defaulting to the prevailing authority of the Roman Collar, even if it contradicts veritable Roman canon, so as to end contention towards their favored outcome.

6. Being transparently lazy with their preparation and execution of liturgical duties.


7. Eschewing their daily and lifelong profession to be alter Christi should it negatively affect their ability to realize the achievement of their personal legacies (I built this church! I cleaned up this parish's financial morass! I kept my youthful profile and vigor! I got my Mercedes Benz!)


8. Being "there" for people; in their offices, answering the call from the hospital in the middle of each night, not counting time in front of a computer monitor reading Catholic gossip as honest work in the fields of the Lord, showing up at as many parish functions and operations as they can on a regular basis (O, I can't just pop onto the school campus any ol' time, what with the scandals and all....), etc.


9. Not being transparent; telling untruths to concerned folks with the presumed aura of immunity to correction when being confronted with such dishonesty.


10. Making life decisions that contravene their clerical vows, ala a "I can have my cake, and eat it too" mentality.

Friday, June 06, 2008

Courtesy of Jason at Christus Vincit via Lyn, Organic Chemist, Queen of Memes.

Take Five

List your top five favorite musical artists.

a. The Beatles
b. Frank Sinatra
c. My wife, Wendy
d. Bela Fleck
e. Kurt Elling

List your top five favorite songs from each artist.
a1. In My Life
a2. Yesterday
a3. Come Together
a4. She’s Leaving Home
a5. Strawberry Fields

b1. I’ve Got You Under My Skin
b2. Luck, Be a Lady Tonight
b3. Night and Day
b4. Come Fly With Me
b5. The Lady is a Tramp

c1. Five Spanish Songs-de Fallo
c2. Laudate Dominum- Mozart
c3. Ave Maria- Schubert
c4. One Hand, One Heart-Bernstein
c5. When I am Laid- Purcell

d1. Early Reflection/Bach/The Ballad of Jed Clampett
d2. Stomping Grounds
d3. Big Country
d4. Wave (Jobim)

d5. Ode To Earl

e1.
Resolution- (Coltrane)
e2. Man in the Air
e3. Leaving Again-In the Wee Small Hours

e4. Body And Soul
e5. Not While I’m Around (Sondheim)

The Five People I Tag are:

1. Jeffrey Tucker (NLM/Musica Sacram)
2. Todd Flowerday (Catholic Sensibility)
3. Arlene Oost Zimmer (CMAA/MS)
4. Ron (mmnstra at RPInet)
5. The Carolina Cannonball (The Crescat)

Thursday, May 15, 2008


This meme was thrust upon me from Lyn Francisco at the Organ-ic Chemist Blog. She prefaced the following questions with a query as to whether I was self-aware of my "strange duck" persona?



1. Put yourself in Ahhh-nold's place. What would be the next great piece of legislation you would introduce to the State Legislature?


Upon and after secession from the U.S., I would then mandate, ahem, through legislation und za brute force off my biceps, the nationalization of all corporations whose interests directly affect the energy, information, environmental, transportation, medical, scientific and educational infrastructures of the state. I vood zen renegotiate all trade contracts mit za U.S. and all uhzer economeese und guvuhnmentz for za vellfayuh off mein fellow Kahlifahnians or Eurekians.


2. What would be your ideal gig?


Being a successful busker in both Glasgow and Edinburgh.


3. You are commissioned by Pope Benedict XVI to compose a new Mass that would reflect the new English translation, that would be debuted in Rome. What would you present?


I would just retrofit the already butchered ICEL revision into the so-called "St. Louis Jesuit Mass Setting" inwhich I would set in retrograde and inversion backwards, as if viewed in a mirror. So, the end of the Agnus Dei (Lamb of God) would be the beginning of the Kyrie eleison (Lord, have mercy.) That would represent a true reflection of any English translation, one would think.

Failing that, I'd set the new text revisions to the best hits of Frank Sinatra. Like "Glory on high and on earth lotsa peace" using "I've got you under my skin." Kind of like "L'homme arme" parody type of deal. Imagine the "Lamb of God" to "When I was seventeen, it was a very good year." And so forth.


4. Okay. Back to California. If California were to fall into the sea tomorrow, and if God commissioned you to escape in an ark, who and what would you take with you?


It's not a matter of if, Lyn, but a matter of when. But if God commissioned me, I'd first want to know the value of the commission in Euros, and keep pressing for points and bonuses for exotic species and celebrities and the like. God would easily tire of me, let Wendy take the gig and I'd get swallowed by a great white or tangled in the seaweeds off Monterey, and hopefully wake up in Purgatory. But if pressed into service (yeah, like I AM's gonna let me off the hook) I'd take Wendy, my kids, grandkids, Helen Mirren and Charlize Theron, you and Jason Pennington, my cat Plunkett and Wendy's cat Butterfly, the foremost genetic scientist who could clone the cats in perpetuity, Russell Crowe and Kevin Spacey as escorts and dinner companions to Helen and Charlize, one of my carbon fiber guitars as they float and are impenatrible to sharp objects such as swordfish, knives and bullets, all the estate bottled and reserved wines from the Napa Valley/Central Coast regions, happy cows who'll magically produce whatever frommage compliments the bottle brought up from the galley, a Bible with serious commentary, a GPS (that no one on board would have the foggiest idea how to use, but the satellites would still be "up there"), a Me n Ed's pizza parlor where all the staff made twice union wage, and took pride in their crusts, a baker who knows bruschetta, and the Dale Warland Singers, sans Dale Warland 'cause I want to conduct them. That's pretty much it.


5. If California were to secede from the U.S., would you follow, or would you staunchly stick with the U.S.?


Are you kidding me? We have Magic Mountain, Fisherman's Wharf, the Golden Gate, Yosemite, Graumann's Chinese Theatre, Pinks, Clint Eastwood, aforementioned wineries, cool cars everywhere, lots of prisons for people who torque me and Arnold off, a few pristine beaches and coastlines left, great forests and ranges, and Nordstroms.

Stick with the U.S.? I'm real cozy with the IRS, the federal judicial system, the ATF and the two party system of electoral politics. What happened to the Whigs, the Know-nothings and the Bull Mooses anyway? Nope, I figure we can run the new republic of Eurekaland just like Fox and American Idol. We can dial everything in. I would, however, deport anyone who imports, prepares or consumes sushi to Nevada, Arizona or New Mexico with one way visas.
Now, I would pass onto the following mandate from Lyn to these folks: Tyler from RPInet, Jeffrey Tucker from Musica Sacra, Todd from Catholic Sensibility, and the Carolina Cannonball from The Crescat. Go to "Organ-ic Chemist" blog, follow the rules, comment here if you want and I'll dream up your five questions and forward them to you.

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Brian's New Meme

What was I doing 10 years ago?
*Teaching high school choral music full time; leading music ministry half-time at my current parish. Composing music. Completing my last effort at staying physically fit which ultimately failed due to taking my first cruise ship vacation!


Five things on my "to-do" list today
*Teach 8th grade Bell Choir/7th grade Choir/ four other grades music classes.
*Prepare/score study music for schola rehearsal: Vivaldi’s CUM SANCTO SPIRITU; Victoria VENI CREATOR SPIRITUS; Tallis O LORD, GIVE THY HOLY SPIRIT.
*Compose “Music/Liturgy Report” for monthly staff meeting held at 4pm.
*Finalize repertoire choices for 3 Easter.
*Watch one of the blondes get booted from American Idol, and hopefully a new episode of Criminal Minds.


Snacks I enjoy
*Bruschetta with either jalapeno jack cheese, or even margarine.
*Triscuits
*Salted mixed nuts or mixed nut/fruit trail mix


Things I would do if I were a billionaire
*Found a conservatory and elementary/secondary church school for liturgy and sacred music education, with scholarships and satellite campuses nationwide.
*Buy my wife all the clothes she ever wants for putting up with my fat *ss.


Three of my bad habits
*Quick temper
*I interrupt people when they’re talking
*Failure to eliminate the use of Anglo Saxon expletives from daily vocabulary.


Five places I have lived
*Visalia, California (native, and back here for good)
*Oakland, California (adopted hometown, love it, miss it.)
*Concord, California
*Rodeo, California
*Richmond, CaliforniaFive jobs I've had*Library clerk
*Shipping and Receiving
*Sporting Goods/Automotive Parts Retail Manager
*Teacher at all levels, primary to collegiate
*Professional Church Musician/Composer


Now, if you've read this, you're supposed to tag five other people to post their responses in public.
Cheers,
Charles